Ride of the Valkyrie

The text Ride of the Valkyrie is superimposed over a pair of stylized wings.Zynamondan arrives at their shift at The Most Serene Blossom of the Mind's Dawning only to find a whole lot of C-Sec officers and a very unhappy boss. They're glittering green, for Enkindlers' sake. Luckily for them, Zynamondan is well-equipped to handle whatever calamity has befallen the hanar's premier Enkindler museum on Kithoi Ward. After all, if you can be Blasto, be Blasto.

State of the Galaxy

March 2184. Commander Shepard is dead, after the SSV Normandy was destroyed by rogue geth elements in the weeks following the Battle of the Citadel. The galaxy's business continues as normal. The Citadel Council is comprised of Sparatus Lexios, Tevos S'Celit, Valern Narale, and Donnel Udina.

Meet Our Cast!

A… colourful… band of characters, indeed…


Is that one feeling fortunate?

A mild-mannered museum guide by day, Zynamondan yearns for a life of thrills and heroics. They've trained, they've studied, and they will show the galaxy that a jellyfish can, indeed, sting like Blasto!


  • species: hanar
  • pronouns: they/them
  • age: unknown
  • height: 1.78m/5'8" (average top-of-body float height)
  • weight: 35 kg/77 lbs
  • class/sub-class: engineer/acolyte


This mission is about as organized as a black hole sock drawer!

A thief, a conwoman and someone with maybe just a few thrill issues, Titoh is a drell who will stop at nothing to accomplish what she has set out to do. She will charm, intimidate, trick, and fight her way to her goal: finding the funds or the resources to save her sister from her seemingly incurable illness.


  • species: drell
  • pronouns: she/her
  • age: 25
  • height: 1.7m/5'7"
  • weight: 59 kg/130 lbs
  • class: infiltrator


Gratch jump on Atlas!

A hot-headed (but somehow lovable) former Blood Pack mercenary who was exiled from Omega, Gratch now operates independently on the Citadel. He's on a quest to make the biggest splash he can in his short vorcha life, and is always convinced he is the strongest warrior in the room, present company being irrelevant. Any implication to the contrary is met with ferocious defense. GRATCH IS STRONGEST!


  • species: vorcha
  • pronouns: he/him
  • age: conflicting reports have been filed
  • height: 1.67m/5'6"
  • weight: 66 kg/145 lbs
  • class: vanguard/mercenary

Chon E. Kache

I hear the Reapers comin', they're rollin' 'round the bend...

Kache is a 98-years-young krogan, headstrong and eager to dicover his worth. In his Rite Of Passage, he got a smaller than usual thresher maw…the runt of the litter. In a word, he felt ripped off, and refused to join a clan. He left Tuchanka to find bigger, badder, tougher challenges, seeking to prove himself worthy of a clan name. He fights for creds, protects shipments, collects debts, hunts criminals—he doesn't accept slavery or cruelty… well, maybe a little cruelty, if they deserve it.


  • species: krogan
  • pronouns: he/him
  • age: 98
  • height: 1.93m/6'4"
  • weight: 200 kg/400 lbs
  • class: soldier/mercenary

Carver Fairbank

What the hell do you mean, I look a little short for an N7?

Corporal Carver Fairbank is an N7 graduate and a proud member of the Systems Alliance Marines. Carver will exhaust every resource at his disposal to accomplish his goal of finding the truth. His shell is tough to crack, but once he cares for you, he will stop at nothing to ensure your safety, regardless of risk to himself.


  • species: human
  • pronouns: he/him
  • age: 25
  • height: 1.7m/5'7"
  • weight: 86 kg/190 lbs
  • class: soldier/N7 Destroyer


Mama would have said double-tap...

When registering with C-Sec Customs and Immigration upon their arrival at the Citadel, tiætiqis Gainian refused to provide their Hierarchy-registered first name, and instead opted to register as "Bean". They also stated, prior to bioscan, that their maternal figure reported they had "the heart of an elcor". This proved false following Citadel-standard bioscan: they possess a circulatory organ within normal parameters for a female turian. Furthermore, they reported their place of birth as "nowhere important". Following this proctor's search of Council databases for the location Nowhere Important, including all possible dialectical translations, no such location was found. In response, tiætiqis Gainian logged a string of expletives unsuitable for this one's formal report.


  • species: turian
  • pronouns: they/them
  • age: 27
  • height: 1.88m/6'2"
  • weight: 68 kg/150 lbs
  • class: adept/mechanic